Lockhart's Authentic Grooming Co. Unorthodox Water-Based Goon Grease Pomade — Spicy Goon Scent, Strong Hold & Medium-High Shine (3

Lockhart’s Unorthodox Water-Based Goon Grease is a handcrafted, water-soluble pomade delivering firm hold, medium-high shine, and easy washout in a spicy, complex fragrance.

Designed as a modern alternative to the original oil-based Goon Grease, this Unorthodox formula keeps classic slick styles and tall pompadours intact while simplifying daily care. It blends strong, flexible control with a high-shine finish and a water-soluble base so you can restyle throughout the day and remove the product without heavy, greasy buildup. The scent profile—called Spicy Goon—layers fresh top notes with warm woody and earthy bases for characterful, long-lasting aroma.

How does this pomade perform on thick or resistant hair?

Unorthodox Water-Based Goon Grease provides a firm, supporting hold that tames coarse or voluminous hair without feeling crunchy. It’s formulated to maintain height and structure for sculpted styles while remaining pliable enough to reshape with your fingers or a comb.

• Strong hold suitable for pompadours, quiffs, and slick backs
• Medium-high shine gives a polished, classic finish
• Flexible texture allows restyling during the day
• Works best applied to blow-dried hair for lasting structure

Will I be able to wash it out easily at the end of the day?

Yes — this version is water-soluble, so it rinses out far more quickly than traditional oil-based pomades. You won’t need heavy clarifying shampoos; a regular shampoo and warm water remove the product with minimal residue.

• Water-soluble base designed for straightforward rinsing
• No oily film left behind after shampooing
• Saves time compared with oil-based alternatives
• Suitable for daily use without buildup

How should I apply it for the best hold and styling control?

For optimal results, start with clean, towel-dried or blow-dried hair. Work a small amount through from the back toward the front, adding product incrementally until you reach the desired hold. Finish by using a cool blast from your blow dryer to set the shape while keeping hair malleable.

• Blow dry hair into shape with medium heat before applying
• Warm a pea-to-nickel sized amount between palms and distribute evenly
• Apply from crown toward hairline for lift and structure
• Use the blow dryer’s cool setting or fingers to finalize the style

What does the Spicy Goon scent smell like and how strong is it?

The Spicy Goon fragrance opens with bright cucumber, lime, and mandarin top notes, settles into tobacco, rosewood, ginger, and coriander mid-notes, and finishes on vetiver, patchouli, and musk. It’s noticeable but balanced—meant to add character to your grooming routine without overpowering.

• Top notes: cucumber, lime, mandarin orange for freshness
• Middle notes: tobacco, rosewood, ginger, coriander add warmth
• Base notes: vetiver, patchouli, musk for depth and longevity
• Moderate scent strength suitable for everyday wear

Who this is for: Lockhart’s Unorthodox Water-Based Goon Grease is aimed at anyone who loves classic, high-shine haircuts—pompadours, slick backs, side parts, and quiffs—but prefers the convenience of a water-soluble product. It’s a strong choice for people with medium to thick hair who want reliable all-day hold with easy washout, and for users who appreciate a handcrafted grooming product made in the USA with a distinctive spicy-woody fragrance.

Handcrafted and hand-poured at Lockhart's apothecary in Longmont, Colorado, this pomade reflects a family-run focus on performance, scent complexity, and straightforward daily care.