Lockhart's Authentic Grooming Co. Goon Grease Oil-Based Pomade — 3.4 oz Tin, Barber-Grade Firm Hold & High Shine

Lockhart’s Goon Grease is a professional oil-based pomade that locks hair in place with barber-grade hold and a high-gloss finish while rinsing out more easily than typical oil pomades.

Handcrafted in Longmont, Colorado by Lockhart's Authentic Grooming Co., Goon Grease revives vintage styling with modern refinements: a firm, moisture-retaining formula boosted by avocado oil and lanolin, finished with the Citrus Cucumber Cologne signature scent. The 3.4 oz tin is sized for easy at-home and on-the-chair use, built to sculpt pompadours, slick-backs, side parts and other structured looks without excessive stiffness. It blends classic texture and shine with a water-soluble profile that simplifies removal compared with conventional oil-only products.

How does Goon Grease perform on structured styles like pompadours and slick-backs?

Goon Grease is formulated to provide firm, long-lasting control while preserving a glossy, salon-quality finish. The density of the pomade helps build and hold height and shape, yet leaves enough malleability to restyle during the day.

• Barber-grade firm hold to maintain structures and lifts.
• High-shine finish that reduces the need for additional products.
• Formula supports shaping with a blow dryer and cool-set technique.

Will this pomade make my hair feel stiff or greasy?

It gives a firm, locked-in feel rather than crunchy stiffness; hair remains flexible so you can restyle with your fingers. Because the base is oil-enhanced with lanolin and avocado oil, it provides moisture and gloss without an overly tacky result.

• Maintains flexibility—styles can be adjusted throughout the day.
• Moisture-locking agents help prevent dry, brittle texture.
• Not designed to leave a flaky or powdery residue.

How do I apply and remove Lockhart’s Goon Grease effectively?

Work a small amount into blow-dried hair from back to front, adding product incrementally until you reach your desired hold. Use medium heat to shape, then finish with a cool blast to set; removal is easier than many oil-only pomades thanks to its water-soluble aspects.

• Warm a pea-sized amount between palms before applying to hair.
• Blow-dry while shaping, then cool-set to lock the look.
• Shampoo normally—rinses cleaner than traditional oil pomades.

What does it smell like and what ingredients support hair health?

Goon Grease is scented with Lockhart’s Citrus Cucumber Cologne: a bright top of bergamot and ozone, herbaceous coriander mid-notes, and grounding base tones of musk, pipe tobacco, and patchouli. The formula includes avocado oil for conditioning and lanolin to seal moisture, providing a grooming experience that also protects hair texture.

• Citrus Cucumber scent profile—refreshing and subtly complex.
• Avocado oil for added conditioning benefits during styling.
• Lanolin helps lock in moisture and improve manageability.

Who is this for? Lockhart’s Goon Grease suits anyone who prefers traditional, shaped hairstyles with a high-gloss finish—barbers, vintage-style enthusiasts, and men seeking firm, long-wearing control. It’s ideal for thicker hair types and those who want a classic pomade effect while keeping removal and day-to-day maintenance straightforward. If you favor structured silhouettes like pompadours, jelly rolls, or slick-backs and value a handcrafted, USA-made product with a signature scent, this pomade fits the brief.