DARK TANS EXCLUSIVE Somewhere On A Boat Tanning Lotion — 13.5 oz White, No Bronzer, Coconut & Shea Moisturizer

Somewhere On A Boat by DARK TANS EXCLUSIVE is a white, bronzer-free dark tanning lotion that accelerates deep color while nourishing skin with coconut oil, kukui nut, pineapple extract and shea butter.

This tanning formula is crafted for indoor tanning beds and outdoor sun sessions when you want lasting, natural-looking darkness without temporary bronzers or skin staining. The 13.5-ounce white lotion blends moisturizing butters and oils with a dark tanning accelerator complex designed to support melanin development, while vitamin E and humectants help keep skin soft and resilient. The scent is a tropical coconut and passion fruit mix to enhance the tanning ritual.

How does this lotion encourage a darker tan without bronzers?

The Somewhere On A Boat formula uses a dark tanning blend of accelerators that target melanin pathways to promote faster, deeper color during UV exposure. Because it contains no bronzers or fake dyes, the tan it helps develop is purely pigment-based and won’t wash off like topical bronzing agents.

• Dark tanning accelerators to boost melanin response
• No bronzers, no temporary color or staining
• Suitable for both indoor beds and outdoor sun sessions

Will this lotion moisturize and protect skin while tanning?

Yes — the lotion combines coconut oil, kukui nut oil and shea butter with pineapple extract to deliver hydration and skin-softening benefits during and after tanning. Vitamin E adds antioxidant support to help reduce dryness and maintain smoother-feeling skin, though it is not a replacement for sunscreen.

• Coconut oil and shea butter lock in moisture
• Kukui nut oil supports skin smoothness and elasticity
• Pineapple extract provides natural fruit-derived hydrators

How should I use Somewhere On A Boat for best results?

Apply evenly to clean, dry skin shortly before your tanning session. Use sparingly on areas that tan quickly, and reapply according to your tanning equipment’s recommended timing. Because this is a bronzer-free lotion, you won’t see instant color; expect progressive results across multiple sessions.

• Apply a thin, even layer before entering a tanning bed or before sun exposure
• Reapply as directed for extended sessions or between sessions per guidelines
• Patch-test first if you have sensitive skin or are prone to allergic reactions

What does the scent and texture feel like during use?

The lotion has a light coconut passion fruit fragrance that evokes a tropical vibe without overpowering. Texture-wise it’s a creamy white lotion that absorbs smoothly, leaving skin feeling hydrated rather than greasy, making it convenient for pre- and post-session comfort.

• Tropical coconut and passion fruit scent for a pleasant tanning experience
• Creamy white texture that absorbs without sticky residue
• No bronzer means no temporary transfer to clothing or sheets

Who is this for: Somewhere On A Boat is aimed at tanners who prefer authentic, long-lasting pigment development without bronzing additives. It suits both indoor tanning-bed users and outdoor sun tanners who want a deeply developed tan while keeping skin moisturized. If you seek a scented, hydrating lotion that prioritizes real color build-up and avoids fake dyes or staining, this 13.5oz DARK TANS EXCLUSIVE formula fits the bill.

Ingredients

Water/Aqua/Eau, Cocos Nucifera Fruit Extract, Propanediol, Isopropyl Myristate, Cetyl Alcohol, Parfum, Glyceryl Stearate, Sodium Acrylate/Sodium Acryloyldimethyl Taurate Copolymer, Glycerin, Panthenol, Dimethicone, Tyrosine, Caffeine, Cocos Nucifera Oil, Theobroma Cacao Seed Butter, Macrocystis Pyrifera Extract, Ananas Sativus Fruit Extract, Aleurites Moluccana Seed Oil, Adansonia Digitata Oil, Butyrospermum Parkii Butter, Dimethicone Crosspolymer, Tocopherol, Phenoxyethanol, Ethylhexylglycerin, Polysorbate 60, Benzyl Alcohol, Benzyl Benzoate, Benzyl Salicylate, Coumarin, Hexyl Cinnamal, Hydroxycitronellal, Limonene